18-plus NSFW This Is My Polluted Mind. I'm a 40s male ex-stripper, who has a career that makes me keep this faceless. I have a very young (legal) girlfriend. damnwhiteboys.tumblr.com. She's as perverted as me. Enjoy the porn, jokes & commentary. Follow. reblog & be happy.
WTF? Well I said I’d answer anything. But I’m not sure what you mean. By dick hole, are you referring to my urethra, specifically the opening or meatus? Or are you referring to a vaginal opening I might put my dick in (which is kinda disrespectful to refer to that way unless you’re on that level with a woman who wants you to do so)? The answer to the first is I don’t know really as I don’t have a lot that I have seen to compare mine to. But I have been told it is larger than normal. The answer to the second is her pussy is mine so it’s perfect and that’s all that matters to me.
I still have no idea why you would need to know the answer to either of these questions but thanks for the laugh.
kapu1 thank you. You’re the sweetest. Xoxoxo
LOL OK….Define dirty for me. How dirty is considered satisfactory? Truly it really is a subjective term.
Sorry I bored you. I’ll try to come up with something new and interesting.